Doormat — "Like a Good Neighbor, Stay Over There" Funny Porch Mat

Bring a wink to your doorstep with this sturdy coir doormat that blends personality with practicality. The natural coconut fibers trap dirt and moisture while a textured black vinyl backing keeps the mat firmly in place on porches and entryways. The playful message adds a touch of neighborhood humor in warm, handwritten lettering that makes guests smile (or think twice) before stepping inside. Built for outdoor use and assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, this mat looks great in front of city brownstones, suburban homes, and cozy cottages alike — welcoming visitors on crisp mornings and muddy afternoons while standing up to everyday wear.

Product features
- Grade-A tufted coir coconut fiber for durable, eco-friendly scraping
- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat securely in place
- Size 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm) — compact and porch-ready
- Designed mainly for outdoor use; resists everyday foot traffic and moisture
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials

Care instructions
- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.